Gobbo Playin' Game (GPG)

Gobbo Creation

Start with your gobbos backstory. Ask yourself these questions (out loud):

1. What does gobbo want?

2. What does gobbo fear?

5. Where does gobbo come from?

Pick your stats according to these questions

Stats

Pretty: Good Looks

- For Talkin' rolls

Imp: Lyin' and mischief 

- For Lyin' rolls

Scavenge: Stealin' 

- Carry x2 items per point

- For Stealin' rolls

Stab: Attackin'
- stab

Start with 1 in each stat. Add 1 to 3 stats of choice

Rolls

Roll 2d6 for each check.

(Choose whatever dice you want tbh, I picked 2d6 because I'm bad at math and it keeps the numbers low. d10 and d20? Go for it, you'll probably have to change the stats to fit, but do that yourself. Don't cry to me if you use 2d20s and the game is unbalanced, it's barely balanced as is.)

10+: Turbo success 

7-9: Normal success

6-: Normal Failure

2: Turbo Failure

Out of Combat:

Turbo Success = Get/do the thing + one extra thing

Normal Success = Get/do the thing

Normal Failure = Don't get/do the thing

Turbo Failure = Don't get/do the thing + something extra bad happens

In combat:

Turbo Success = Hit enemy, damage = 2x Stab points

Normal Success = Hit enemy, damage = Stab points

Normal Failures = 1 Pretty Damage to self

Turbo Failures = 2 Pretty Damage to self

Progression

Start with 0 Level points, level up at 10 Level points

Out of Combat

Turbo Success: +2 Level Points

Normal Success: +1 Level Point

In Combat

Boss Defeated:  +5 Level Points

Group of enemies defeated: +1 level point

Health

Pretty is used for health, if it drops to 0 you auto-Turbo-Fail any talkin' rolls. You can have your gobbo die or run away if you feel it fits the narrative

Prime Directives

Get as into this as you can

Join your gobbo on their story as they become the gobbo they were meant to be

Be silly (MANDATORY)

Other Rules

What do I look like, a game designer? Make your own god damn rules sheesh.

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You want more rules??? FINE. If you want another rule, put it in the comments, pick and choose from the Comment Rules to make your ultimate RPG or w/e